Inspired by Putin's bare-chested martial arts video and tiger tranquilizing exploits, the McCain campaign brain trust has come up with a last-ditch effort to save the campaign.
McCain will tame a rabid pit bull (without lipstick) in mid-maul, and Palin will personally shoot a terrorist on camera before the next debate.
Experts believe that this will completely scramble Barack Obama's closing arguments on the campaign trail, as his consultants desperately search for an act that's more macho than just draining a three-point shot :-) :-) :-)
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